Beam Me Up, I Robot
December 30th 2006 13:44
I have always wanted a robot.
Yes, I know I have a dishwasher, microwave, washing machine, & dryer. It is nice not having to find a stream to wash the clothes in.
But, I have especially wanted a robot since being introduced to "Sunny" in the Will Smith movie," I, Robot".
And I am not alone. The Washington Post [/I has a new article, something about robots filling an emotional vacuum. (How typical of an elitist mind set, guys - you don't have to have a 'vacuum (another robot!) to be filled' to want a robot).
Here are some excerpts:
Well, Christmas is over this year, but my birthday is in February....
Yes, I know I have a dishwasher, microwave, washing machine, & dryer. It is nice not having to find a stream to wash the clothes in.
But, I have especially wanted a robot since being introduced to "Sunny" in the Will Smith movie," I, Robot".
And I am not alone. The Washington Post [/I has a new article, something about robots filling an emotional vacuum. (How typical of an elitist mind set, guys - you don't have to have a 'vacuum (another robot!) to be filled' to want a robot).
Here are some excerpts:
"This week, women all over America -- and not a few men -- are cooing and doting over their surprise hit Christmas present. They swoon when it hides under the couch and plays peekaboo. When it gets tired and finds its way back to its nest, sings a little song and then settles into a nap, its little power button pulsing like a beating heart, on, off, on, off, they swear they can hear it breathe.
It's as cute as E.T., as devoted as R2D2, more practical than a robotic dog and cheaper than some iPods.
It's a Roomba, an artificially intelligent floor-vacuuming 'bot, and this is the year mountains of them rumbled off the shelves not just of nerdistans like the Sharper Image and Brookstone, but of mainstream players like Costco, Sears and Target. They landed on the floors not just of innovators and early adopters, as in the previous four years, but the hip majority targeted by "Saturday Night Live."
More than 2 million of the machines, which range in price from about $150 to $330, have been sold. The day after Christmas, a Roomba was among the top 20 items in Amazon.com's vast home-and-garden section, ahead of the top-selling iron, the top-selling blender, the top-selling coffeemaker and the top-selling George Foreman grill. In Housewares, different models were Nos. 1, 6 and 8, ahead of all the other vacuum cleaners, including the DustBusters.
"The Roomba is wonderful!" says Kazuko Price, a family practice physician in Alexandria who says her patients include a lot of "kids who come in and mess up." Her robot cleans four rooms. "Well, sometimes he's dumb. He keeps going back to the same place. I kick him." She's named hers Robert.
Why does she thinks it's a boy? "Because I'm a she, that's why. I like guys.""
It's a Roomba, an artificially intelligent floor-vacuuming 'bot, and this is the year mountains of them rumbled off the shelves not just of nerdistans like the Sharper Image and Brookstone, but of mainstream players like Costco, Sears and Target. They landed on the floors not just of innovators and early adopters, as in the previous four years, but the hip majority targeted by "Saturday Night Live."
More than 2 million of the machines, which range in price from about $150 to $330, have been sold. The day after Christmas, a Roomba was among the top 20 items in Amazon.com's vast home-and-garden section, ahead of the top-selling iron, the top-selling blender, the top-selling coffeemaker and the top-selling George Foreman grill. In Housewares, different models were Nos. 1, 6 and 8, ahead of all the other vacuum cleaners, including the DustBusters.
Why does she thinks it's a boy? "Because I'm a she, that's why. I like guys.""
Well, Christmas is over this year, but my birthday is in February....
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