Of Pigs, Hippos, & Frozen People
March 11th 2008 01:55
Hello again from Today's World: Today: Don't be depressed; Frozen people at Grand Central Station, NY???; Rare sightings of rare animals; Blind Pilots; A chauvinist pig joke; All thanks to Scott, Theresa, Peter, Maryann; Craig; Jon and others
No matter what situations life throws at you ----No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem ----No matter how depressed you may become:
Remember, there is always (See end of column)...
Check out this prank pulled in Grand Central Station, NY by 207 people on February 17, 2008; this is really funny stuff; check out the reactions by onlookers not in on the prank at
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Rare sightings of even more rare animals such as the Pygmy Hippo
can be found, courtesy of AOL and AP at
aol ap
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Two pilots both wearing dark glasses boarded a full commercial airplane and walked down the aisle past all of the passengers. One was using a guide dog and the other was tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
The passengers got a little nervous but felt that this was just a little practical joke and would be explained away before the flight took off - no explanation was forthcoming.
The plane moved faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realized they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it began to look as though the plane would plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifted smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the pilots turns to the other and says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
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WARNING, WARNING Chauvinist Pig Joke: Please, it's only a joke...
Resimay
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
Please no nasty comments. I promise to be good.
(From top of column)
A light at the end of the tunnel:
I hope I didn't step on too many toes with the above, and I hope it was read in the spirit in which it was written (all for fun). Please click on my sponsors' links and give me a vote it you think I deserve it. Thanks for visiting.
No matter what situations life throws at you ----No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem ----No matter how depressed you may become:
Remember, there is always (See end of column)...
Check out this prank pulled in Grand Central Station, NY by 207 people on February 17, 2008; this is really funny stuff; check out the reactions by onlookers not in on the prank at
Rare sightings of even more rare animals such as the Pygmy Hippo
Happy Hippos
can be found, courtesy of AOL and AP at
aol ap
***
Two pilots both wearing dark glasses boarded a full commercial airplane and walked down the aisle past all of the passengers. One was using a guide dog and the other was tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
The passengers got a little nervous but felt that this was just a little practical joke and would be explained away before the flight took off - no explanation was forthcoming.
The plane moved faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realized they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it began to look as though the plane would plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifted smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the pilots turns to the other and says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
***
WARNING, WARNING Chauvinist Pig Joke: Please, it's only a joke...
Resimay
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Resume
Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
Please no nasty comments. I promise to be good.
(From top of column)
A light at the end of the tunnel:
I hope I didn't step on too many toes with the above, and I hope it was read in the spirit in which it was written (all for fun). Please click on my sponsors' links and give me a vote it you think I deserve it. Thanks for visiting.
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