Just For Fun
March 20th 2007 14:10
***WELCOME To Today's World - Today It's Just Going To Be For The Fun Of It***
For Starters: Thanks to Mary in Marysville, WA - Do not miss going to this web site for your Happy Easter Greeting Holiday- This is really funny; Be sure not to miss this one!!!
REPORTEDLY Coming From Seattle, WA:
A man trying to siphon (steal) gasoline from a motor-home stuck his hose into the sewage holding tank instead of the gas tank. When police arrived on the scene, they found this guy all knotted up on the ground in agony.
The RV owner decided not to press charges saying it was one of the funniest things that ever happened to him - uck!!!
GET Your Alibi Straight, Dufus:
A man in Belgium accused by the police of robbing a jewelry store in Liege said he couldn't have done it because he was busy breaking into a school at the time the jewelry store was robbed. Police then arrested him for
breaking into the school.
So far: a couple of real professional larcenists, what.
DANGER on the farm:
In neighboring Holland, a veterinarian was fined the equivalent of $240 U.S. for causing a fire that destroyed a farm in Lichten Yourde. Seems the vet was trying to convince the farmer of the dangers of the gas passed by his cows when he lit a match and placed it you know where; the gas was ignited, the cow became a "four-legged flame thrower", running wild setting fire to bales of hay and other things in the area.
Funny things for Grandmas and Grandpas; from MaryAnn:
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
Grandson to Grandma: "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" Grandma mentally polishing her halo while asking: "No. How are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.
Grandpa asked granddaughter what she was doing at his computer. She told him she was writing a story, and when he asked her what it was about, she said "I don't know, I can't read."
Grandpa and grandson kept the lights off while entering the summer cabin to keep the pesky insects from coming in with them. Grandson noticed a couple of fireflies following them in and said "It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
DOCTORS WILL BE DOCTORS:
Four doctors were talking shop one day...A New Jersey doctor said, "Medicine in my
part of the country is so advanced, we can take a
kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A Nebraska doctor said "That's nothing! In
Nebraska we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A California doctor said, "In California, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We took a dead brain out of Texas, put it in the White House and half the country was looking for work the next day!"
THE FIVE QUESTIONS MOST FEARED BY MEN:
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
And again: do not miss Holiday
for your holiday greetings.
Thanks for stopping by; I hoped you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
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