Just For Fun
January 18th 2008 00:04
You...
....have a GREAT Day!!! Life is short! Forgive quickly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably
Here's what appears to be the latest and cheapest way to take care of
the new "hand's free" cell phone laws
A successful rancher died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman
and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad
in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys
applied for the job. One was gay and the other
a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and
when no one else applied she decided to hire the
gay guy, figu ring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks
the two of them worked and the ranch was doing very
well.
Then one day the rancher's widow said to the hired
hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch
looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into
town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He finally returned
around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
found the rancher's widow sitting by he fireplace
with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly
by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her
eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said,
"If you ever wear my clothes to town again,
you're fired!"
ALL RIGHT AND THANKS TO ALL WHO MAILED ME THE ABOVE STUFF - KEEP 'EM COMING.
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You Deserve A Great Day
....have a GREAT Day!!! Life is short! Forgive quickly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably
Here's what appears to be the latest and cheapest way to take care of
the new "hand's free" cell phone laws
Hands Free Cell Phone
A successful rancher died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman
and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad
in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys
applied for the job. One was gay and the other
a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and
when no one else applied she decided to hire the
gay guy, figu ring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks
well.
Then one day the rancher's widow said to the hired
hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch
looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into
town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He finally returned
around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
found the rancher's widow sitting by he fireplace
with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly
by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her
eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said,
"If you ever wear my clothes to town again,
you're fired!"
ALL RIGHT AND THANKS TO ALL WHO MAILED ME THE ABOVE STUFF - KEEP 'EM COMING.
THERE'S LOTS MORE TO COME, SO COME ON BACK TO TODAY'S WORLD WHEN YOU CAN AND PLEASE CLICK ON MY SPONSOR'S LINKS AND GIVE ME A VOTE IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT. IF I MISSED SAYING IT BEFORE - HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL.
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