Mortgaging The House For Gas
May 11th 2007 23:33
Hello from Todaysworld.com.au. Please accept my apologies for being absent for so long if any one cares. Lot's of things going on in my life, but enough of that.
1. Report on my lead story last time:
In the French Presidential finals, Nicolas Sarkozy, considered Moderately conservative defeated socialist candidate Segolene Royal by about 53% to 46 %. I know the math doesn't add up, and, no, I don't know where the missing 2% went.
It is reported that Sarkozy is pro-United States. I wonder if Frances skies will open up for necessary military operations by her allies. Hmmm
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VERY IMPORTANT STUFF TO FOLLOW:
SOMETIME WITHIN THE LAST WEEK a radio station announced that summer gas prices are expected to exceed $4.00 /gallon. A "GAS OUT" has been declared by concerned consumers. DO NOT BUY GAS ON
MAY 15, 2007 (that's next Tuesday, folks) nationwide, hell: ALL GAS COMSUMERS WORLDWIDE: BOYCOTT GASOLINE TUESDAY, MAY 15, 2007 - That's Worldwide, folks.
During April 1997 a "gas out" was held by consumers in, as I understand it, the United States. Not sure. Anyway, the day after the 1997 "gas out," gas prices reportedly dropped 30/gal cents the very next day!!! HELLO, yes that was a reduction of 30 cents the very next day!!!
One estimate of gas companies' losses for lack of sales FOR OUR CURRENT PROPOSED GAS OUT is just short of $3 Billion (BILLION!). I don't know to which part of the world this estimate refers. But just think about it. Three Billion dollars not in the pocket Hello from Todaysworld.com.au. Please accept my apologies for being absent for so long if any one cares. Lot's of things going on in my life, but enough of that.
1. Report on my lead story last time:
In the French Presidential finals, Nicolas Sarkozy, considered Moderately conservative defeated socialist candidate Segolene Royal by about 53% to 46 %. I know the math doesn't add up, and, no, I don't know where the missing 2% went.
It is reported that Sarkozy is pro-United States. I wonder if Frances skies will open up for necessary military operations by her allies. Hmmm
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VERY IMPORTANT STUFF TO FOLLOW:
SOMETIME WITHIN THE LAST WEEK a radio station announced that summer gas prices are expected to exceed $4.00 /gallon. A "GAS OUT" has been declared by concerned consumers. DO NOT BUY GAS ON
MAY 15, 2007 (that's next Tuesday, folks) nationwide, hell: ALL GAS COMSUMERS WORLDWIDE: BOYCOTT GASOLINE TUESDAY, MAY 15, 2007 - That's Worldwide, folks.
During April 1997 a "gas out" was held by consumers in, as I understand it, the United States. Not sure. Anyway, the day after the 1997 "gas out," gas prices reportedly dropped 30/gal cents the very next day!!! HELLO, yes that was a reduction of 30 cents the very next day!!!
One estimate of gas companies' losses for lack of sales FOR OUR CURRENT PROPOSED GAS OUT is just short of $3 Billion (BILLION!). I don't know to which part of the world this estimate refers. But just think about it. Three Billion dollars not in the pocket of the oil companies as it usually is, and we need less-expensive gas. BUT NOT ON MAY 15, 2007!!!
Just think, If this gas boycott thing can be stretched worldwide, I'll bet the oil companies top execs and Bush, et. al. have the following discussion: "Hell, boys; we've got to put this Iraq thing on the back burner; we got a real problem. The people are rebelling AND it's taking a lot of money out of all our pockets."
If a ONE DAY BOYCOTT will shock them and (probably lower gas prices), think of what we could do to the entire oil/gasoline consumer situation as it is presently organized if a WORLDWIDE boycott for 2 or 3 days is had - well you get the idea: by boycotting for as long as we can - Two, Three, Four, Five?... days. WOW! Go as far as you can with the tankful filled up on May 14, 2007. Yeah, yeah, I know this will give Chevron, Exxon and all the rest of the gas boys Great Big Profits for Monday May 14th; but totally off the table for MAY 15, 16, 17...? FILL UP (on May 14) AND MAKE IT LAST AS LONG AS YOU CAN. (Can we bring the price of gas down under two bucks a gallon? Let's try)
A real successful GAS OUT might even cause a hit on whatever trust fund situation Pres Bush has instituted during his tenure as head cowboy.
Email this article (or entire column) to 10 friends and ask them to email it to 10 of there friends, etc., etc., etc. We can bring these crooks to their knees with some concerted efforts. I have mailed a copy to the White House at comments@whitehouse.gov. just for fun; so can you.
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Photograph from Don in Ukiah shows a 1962 Ford Fairlane being driven off if a very large aircraft carrier. To date, there are two versions of the story about the picture.
Don reports that, after 27 days of intensive questioning while a 'guest' of the U.S. Navy aboard the carrier based in the Arabian Sea, the Navy gave the terrorist a 1962 Ford Fairlane and told him to get lost; so he did.
Scott of Oakland has another take on the photo: He reports that it was our President George Walker Bush leaving the aircraft carrier after his successful "Mission Accomplished" speech (see more photos below aircraft carrier) (use your search engine with 'mission accomplished' - there's enough there that you will get a headache if you read it all in addition to suffering a major setback if you are currently a Bush supporter).
Do YOU have any guesses or knowledge regarding this 1962 Ford Fairlane being driven off the aircraft carrier? If so, go to "comments" at the end of this column and let me have 'em. I'll publish each and every one - this might be fun
And here's W at the time of his "Mission accomplished" speech. Looks even more silly now, huh? (A flying cowboy?)
Not one of your smarter criminals:
R.C. Gaitlin, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car computer equipment to children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how the system worked, the officers asked to use his I.D. for an example. Gaitlin gave them his driver's license, they entered it into the computer, and moments later they
arrested Gaitlin because information on the screen showed that Gaitlin was wanted for a two-year-old armed robbery in St. Louis, Missouri.
Quotable Quotes:
"First, it was not a strip bar; it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl" Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington D.C.
Comment: Riiiiight
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Here are some questions posed for all of us to ponder from our friend and humorist Maryann of Oakland, CA:
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it Quotable Quotes:
"First, it was not a strip bar; it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl" Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington D.C.
Comment: Riiiiight
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Here are some questions posed for all of us to ponder from our friend and humorist Maryann of Oakland, CA:
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the firstplace?
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Hope you enjoyed todaysworld.com.au column. If so, please vote and click on my sponsors' links - thanks and see you next time. AND DO NOT FORGET TO EMAIL THE "GAS OUT" ARTICLE (or the whole column) to at least 10 of your friends with the request that they forward it on to 10 of their friends, and so on. We consumers can regain control of this oil situation with just a little effort. DO NOT BUY GAS ON MAY 15, 2007 and for as long thereafter as possible.
Thanks for visiting. See you next time
1. Report on my lead story last time:
In the French Presidential finals, Nicolas Sarkozy, considered Moderately conservative defeated socialist candidate Segolene Royal by about 53% to 46 %. I know the math doesn't add up, and, no, I don't know where the missing 2% went.
It is reported that Sarkozy is pro-United States. I wonder if Frances skies will open up for necessary military operations by her allies. Hmmm
------
SOMETIME WITHIN THE LAST WEEK a radio station announced that summer gas prices are expected to exceed $4.00 /gallon. A "GAS OUT" has been declared by concerned consumers. DO NOT BUY GAS ON
MAY 15, 2007 (that's next Tuesday, folks) nationwide, hell: ALL GAS COMSUMERS WORLDWIDE: BOYCOTT GASOLINE TUESDAY, MAY 15, 2007 - That's Worldwide, folks.
During April 1997 a "gas out" was held by consumers in, as I understand it, the United States. Not sure. Anyway, the day after the 1997 "gas out," gas prices reportedly dropped 30/gal cents the very next day!!! HELLO, yes that was a reduction of 30 cents the very next day!!!
One estimate of gas companies' losses for lack of sales FOR OUR CURRENT PROPOSED GAS OUT is just short of $3 Billion (BILLION!). I don't know to which part of the world this estimate refers. But just think about it. Three Billion dollars not in the pocket Hello from Todaysworld.com.au. Please accept my apologies for being absent for so long if any one cares. Lot's of things going on in my life, but enough of that.
1. Report on my lead story last time:
In the French Presidential finals, Nicolas Sarkozy, considered Moderately conservative defeated socialist candidate Segolene Royal by about 53% to 46 %. I know the math doesn't add up, and, no, I don't know where the missing 2% went.
------
VERY IMPORTANT STUFF TO FOLLOW:
SOMETIME WITHIN THE LAST WEEK a radio station announced that summer gas prices are expected to exceed $4.00 /gallon. A "GAS OUT" has been declared by concerned consumers. DO NOT BUY GAS ON
MAY 15, 2007 (that's next Tuesday, folks) nationwide, hell: ALL GAS COMSUMERS WORLDWIDE: BOYCOTT GASOLINE TUESDAY, MAY 15, 2007 - That's Worldwide, folks.
During April 1997 a "gas out" was held by consumers in, as I understand it, the United States. Not sure. Anyway, the day after the 1997 "gas out," gas prices reportedly dropped 30/gal cents the very next day!!! HELLO, yes that was a reduction of 30 cents the very next day!!!
One estimate of gas companies' losses for lack of sales FOR OUR CURRENT PROPOSED GAS OUT is just short of $3 Billion (BILLION!). I don't know to which part of the world this estimate refers. But just think about it. Three Billion dollars not in the pocket of the oil companies as it usually is, and we need less-expensive gas. BUT NOT ON MAY 15, 2007!!!
Just think, If this gas boycott thing can be stretched worldwide, I'll bet the oil companies top execs and Bush, et. al. have the following discussion: "Hell, boys; we've got to put this Iraq thing on the back burner; we got a real problem. The people are rebelling AND it's taking a lot of money out of all our pockets."
If a ONE DAY BOYCOTT will shock them and (probably lower gas prices), think of what we could do to the entire oil/gasoline consumer situation as it is presently organized if a WORLDWIDE boycott for 2 or 3 days is had - well you get the idea: by boycotting for as long as we can - Two, Three, Four, Five?... days. WOW! Go as far as you can with the tankful filled up on May 14, 2007. Yeah, yeah, I know this will give Chevron, Exxon and all the rest of the gas boys Great Big Profits for Monday May 14th; but totally off the table for MAY 15, 16, 17...? FILL UP (on May 14) AND MAKE IT LAST AS LONG AS YOU CAN. (Can we bring the price of gas down under two bucks a gallon? Let's try)
A real successful GAS OUT might even cause a hit on whatever trust fund situation Pres Bush has instituted during his tenure as head cowboy.
Email this article (or entire column) to 10 friends and ask them to email it to 10 of there friends, etc., etc., etc. We can bring these crooks to their knees with some concerted efforts. I have mailed a copy to the White House at comments@whitehouse.gov. just for fun; so can you.
------
Photograph from Don in Ukiah shows a 1962 Ford Fairlane being driven off if a very large aircraft carrier. To date, there are two versions of the story about the picture.
Don reports that, after 27 days of intensive questioning while a 'guest' of the U.S. Navy aboard the carrier based in the Arabian Sea, the Navy gave the terrorist a 1962 Ford Fairlane and told him to get lost; so he did.
Navy Good Bye
Scott of Oakland has another take on the photo: He reports that it was our President George Walker Bush leaving the aircraft carrier after his successful "Mission Accomplished" speech (see more photos below aircraft carrier) (use your search engine with 'mission accomplished' - there's enough there that you will get a headache if you read it all in addition to suffering a major setback if you are currently a Bush supporter).
Do YOU have any guesses or knowledge regarding this 1962 Ford Fairlane being driven off the aircraft carrier? If so, go to "comments" at the end of this column and let me have 'em. I'll publish each and every one - this might be fun
George Bush Mission Accomplished
And here's W at the time of his "Mission accomplished" speech. Looks even more silly now, huh? (A flying cowboy?)
Mission Accomplished II
Not one of your smarter criminals:
R.C. Gaitlin, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car computer equipment to children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how the system worked, the officers asked to use his I.D. for an example. Gaitlin gave them his driver's license, they entered it into the computer, and moments later they
arrested Gaitlin because information on the screen showed that Gaitlin was wanted for a two-year-old armed robbery in St. Louis, Missouri.
Quotable Quotes:
"First, it was not a strip bar; it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl" Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington D.C.
Comment: Riiiiight
------
Here are some questions posed for all of us to ponder from our friend and humorist Maryann of Oakland, CA:
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it Quotable Quotes:
"First, it was not a strip bar; it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl" Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington D.C.
Comment: Riiiiight
------
Here are some questions posed for all of us to ponder from our friend and humorist Maryann of Oakland, CA:
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the firstplace?
------
Hope you enjoyed todaysworld.com.au column. If so, please vote and click on my sponsors' links - thanks and see you next time. AND DO NOT FORGET TO EMAIL THE "GAS OUT" ARTICLE (or the whole column) to at least 10 of your friends with the request that they forward it on to 10 of their friends, and so on. We consumers can regain control of this oil situation with just a little effort. DO NOT BUY GAS ON MAY 15, 2007 and for as long thereafter as possible.
Thanks for visiting. See you next time
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