http://www.todaysworld.com.au/ Today's World en Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:39:00 GMT Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:39:00 GMT info@todaysworld.com.au info@todaysworld.com.au http://www.todaysworld.com.au/george-carlin/ Hello again; last column was pretty serious stuff - now the lighter side of aging to make you laugh (hopefully); items submitted by my good friends Theresa and MaryAnn... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/george-carlin/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/george-carlin/ Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:39:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/patriotism/ Welcome to Todays World; Today we have an essay on "Politics As Usual;" "Business is Business:" and what a bunch of Scoundrels; by my good friend Scott. What a World... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/patriotism/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/patriotism/ Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:24:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/fun/2/ Welcome back to Todays World. Sorry for being so slow in getting this to you (if you care). Today we have Joys of Getting Old, Language difficulties and Polar Bears... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/fun/2/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/fun/2/ Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:57:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/ageless-humor/ Hello from Todays World: I hope it's as beautiful where you are as it is here. This day's column is written because of the sense of humor of my good... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/ageless-humor/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/ageless-humor/ Tue, 27 May 2008 23:49:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/amazon-women/ Um, Bob wanted this posted, so, here. TodaysWorld Today's column: Big Women In the news: Photographer gathers evidence of possible "Amazon" Women; only not in the Amazon. See previous column... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/amazon-women/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/amazon-women/ Thu, 22 May 2008 22:29:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/women-politics/ Hello again from Todays World: Tall Shapely Woman; Mood Rings; Politics and Train Jokes - Contributors for this column are Craig of Fallon, Nevada, Scott and Maryann in Oakland, CA... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/women-politics/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/women-politics/ Sun, 11 May 2008 21:59:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/flog-golf-backwards/ Hello again from Todays World. This mostly courtesy of Janice and Maryann for today's funnies (golf quotes and a great joke) and serious information regarding spotting people having strokes... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/flog-golf-backwards/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/flog-golf-backwards/ Wed, 07 May 2008 22:14:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/some-marriages/ An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal, Ma'am?" She answered, "A can... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/some-marriages/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/some-marriages/ Thu, 01 May 2008 01:51:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/golf/ Hello again from Today's World; sorry for the long absence. Today, thanks to Theresa, Scott, Maryann, and Janice. We have some funny stuff -Hope you enjoy: fi you can raed... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/golf/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/golf/ Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:59:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/frozen-people/2/ Hello again from Today's World: Today: Don't be depressed; Frozen people at Grand Central Station, NY???; Rare sightings of rare animals; Blind Pilots; A chauvinist pig joke; All thanks to... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/frozen-people/2/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/frozen-people/2/ Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:55:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/frozen-people/1/ Hello again from Today's World: Today: Don't be depressed; Frozen people at Grand Central Station, NY???; Rare sightings of rare animals; Blind Pilots; A chauvinist pig joke; All thanks to... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/frozen-people/1/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/frozen-people/1/ Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:52:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/might-be-a-redneck/ TODAYS WORLD: Lawyer Joke (a redundancy?); Nostalgia (do you remember?); fairy tales; management lessons; rednecks and more!!! Thanks to Peter, Maryann, Craig, Theresa, Don ------------------------------ DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/might-be-a-redneck/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/might-be-a-redneck/ Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:59:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/one-liners/ Today's World: Questions that must be answered, Cars - most powerful Corvette yet, PT Cruiser, Body Piercing and Veterans; Thanks to Dick, AOL, Craig, Don and others... Why isn't the... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/one-liners/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/one-liners/ Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:29:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/no-place-like-home/ Today: Mega Microsoft user tip; Top Headlines of 2007; Google Earth, and HOMES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS! Welcome to Todays World for some more stuff. MEGA WINDOWS/MICROSOFT USER TIP... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/no-place-like-home/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/no-place-like-home/ Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:05:00 GMT http://www.todaysworld.com.au/just-to-laugh/ Expensive Gasoline, Golf, Sex, Best Ventriloquist Ever, Yoga and More from Today's World!!! Some funny stuff thanks to the help of Jon, Maryann, Scott, Craig and Don. Fun on the... http://www.todaysworld.com.au/just-to-laugh/#comments http://www.todaysworld.com.au/just-to-laugh/ Sun, 27 Jan 2008 23:12:00 GMT