Shapely Women & Politics As Usual
May 11th 2008 21:59
Hello again from Todays World: Tall Shapely Woman; Mood Rings; Politics and Train Jokes - Contributors for this column are Craig of Fallon, Nevada, Scott and Maryann in Oakland, CA and Peter in Idaho
Have you ever considered what a 320 pound woman looks like?
Check this one out:
Keep going on down
Not exactly what you were expecting, is it??!!
This woman (name unknown) is from Holland, is 7'4" and weighs in at 320.
Now the rest of us know that we are not fat, we're just too short.
Woman to friend: "My husband having gotten tired of my mood swings, bought me a "Mood Ring." Now we know that when I am in a good mood, the ring turns green and when I am in a bad mood, the ring leaves a great big red mark on his forehead."
Dog days in politics: Believed to be an actual parade in Germany (I don't wish to offend anybody, this is all just for fun)
A man and a woman who had not know each other previously found themselves as sleeping compartment partners on an Intercontinental train trip and decided that the man should take the upper berth. About 3:00 AM the man awoke feeling very cold; he asked the women in the lower berth if she would be so kind as to get him an extra blanket.
The woman said "Why don't we pretend we are married to each other just for tonight." Thinking of wonderful possibilities, the man said "Sure." Whereupon the woman said "Great, get the blanket yourself."
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Have you ever considered what a 320 pound woman looks like?
Check this one out:
Keep going on down
300 lbs is relative & worth a home loan to raise the ceiling
Amazon legends could be real
Not exactly what you were expecting, is it??!!
This woman (name unknown) is from Holland, is 7'4" and weighs in at 320.
Now the rest of us know that we are not fat, we're just too short.
Woman to friend: "My husband having gotten tired of my mood swings, bought me a "Mood Ring." Now we know that when I am in a good mood, the ring turns green and when I am in a bad mood, the ring leaves a great big red mark on his forehead."
Dog days in politics: Believed to be an actual parade in Germany (I don't wish to offend anybody, this is all just for fun)
Its Just Politics
A man and a woman who had not know each other previously found themselves as sleeping compartment partners on an Intercontinental train trip and decided that the man should take the upper berth. About 3:00 AM the man awoke feeling very cold; he asked the women in the lower berth if she would be so kind as to get him an extra blanket.
The woman said "Why don't we pretend we are married to each other just for tonight." Thinking of wonderful possibilities, the man said "Sure." Whereupon the woman said "Great, get the blanket yourself."
Thanks for visiting, and I hope your enjoyed the column. Thanks to all the good folks who send me these funnies. If you did enjoy the column, please give my sponsors' links a click and a vote would also be much appreciated. See you next time.
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Comment by Mike Landfair
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